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A Men's Room Monologue A Men's Room Monologue

Rated 5 / 5 stars January 16, 2010

Funny...

because it's true! If motion-detectors were HAL's eyes I'd be paranoid too.
The killer hand-dryers work for me, but I see how they try to blow your skin off.

There could be a women's version, but a lot of what goes on in the men's room probably goes on in there too. Though from experience, the women's restroom is MUCH cleaner in most all cases (though the smell isn't).


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Hillside Settlement Hillside Settlement

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 16, 2009

Wonderful

The music goes very well with the animation. I do agree with thirdcaptain about how a viewer focuses on the builder and horse, but I still believe it deserves a 10.

It feels like I'm watching a trailer for a very good simulation-type game (the player is a physical, active person instead of some sort of omnipotent being) since the person starts out alone, and in the future, builds a community.


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Dad's Home Dad's Home

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 18, 2008

Hilarious!

This flash was random...in a clever way.
Some things I didn't expect:
1)Taking a flaming head with a cat.
2)A "dad" offering beer to his kids, beer that he stole!
3)Heat Vision, if the charging was shorter.
4)The police dropping their weapons because he rocked out.
The best part was the optomistic charm that Dad had!


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Recent Game Reviews


Depict1 Depict1

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 3, 2010

Entertaining.

There is way to kill your shadowy counterpart without shooting a spike. If you jump right BETWEEN the gems. Somehow you'll fall to the bottom but the clone dies. It was really hard for me yet I did that before trying to shoot *face palm*.



Color Theory Color Theory

Rated 3 / 5 stars August 17, 2010

UNchallenging

Felt more like an easy platformer than a game where I needed to think. Most of the levels appeared to be designed to introduce new elements in the game, but no future levels elaborated on them or were any more difficult than earlier ones.



Multiplayer Jelly Battle Multiplayer Jelly Battle

Rated 4 / 5 stars February 21, 2010

Fun

People always spam Jelly Rage + Nuke, Rage + Random Drop, Freeze and Shields. Really predictable only because there are few moves to make.
The two most powerful moves and the only ones capable of 1HKO besides going out of bounds is Piano Drop and Bomb 50, the latter being extremely hard to accomplish. (Someone has to be Jelly slammed into your spot AND go after you, or else you're stuck with the blast)
Not perfect, but the game was made as a promotion for keyboards.


Recent Art Reviews


johannesnh_schizophrenia Schizophrenia

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars Jul 10, 2009

Nice

Looks as if you did it on construction paper, which is sad because then it probably won't last as long.
I like more colorful art but I certainly respect this one, since I can't use oil pastels even to write. Probably looks better in-person.
Maybe you should draw other subjects I see quite a few of these, but this one's my favorite.


Johannesnh responds:

Thanks for you comment :-) I dont even know myself what kind of paper i use, but i dont think its construction paper.

And yes, its pretty much the same thing over and over again, but i like painting weird faces :) But i think im going to try something else now.

Thanks!